Monday, January 09, 2006

Sick Dick.

It was nice to see CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta correct statements made about the Vice-Monster's trip to the hospital in the middle of the night.

The Cheney Monster's spokespeople had issued a statement in which his EKG was referred to as "normal" (which is a lie) and that the Vice-Monster had driven himself to the hospital. Right.

Dr. Gupta politely pointed out that Cheney's EKG "is unchanged," that he wears a pacemaker (let's stop calling it a portable defibrillator) because of his abnormal EKG. Also, Gupta mentioned that Cheney was likely driven to the hospital by his driver, and did not call for an ambulance.

See? These guys just can't stop lying to you.

The condition he went to the hospital is normally referred to as "congestive heart failure" (see "Heart Failure").

In addition to eating live babies and causing misery to those around him, Cheney smoked cigarettes until his first heart attack at age 37, in 1978.


The Inside Dope said...

Makes ya wanna pull your hair out, don't it? I mean the way they lie even when the truth would work better.

I try not to think about Dick "Dick" Cheney's health problems. Bad mental images with hospital gowns, etc. Enough to gag a maggot.

The Inside Dope said...

Spotted Dick sponge pudding anyone?

(this is what I'm doing when I should be glued to the Alito hearings? I have no idea how this relates to the "vice-monster"... it just seemed to fit somehow.