With so many married couples/households holding 3-4 jobs (between significant others), it's a fucking wonder the United Serfs of America haven't yet engaged in open class warfare.
I mean real Class Warfare (pitchforks, torches, etc.). Not this kind.
Commentary from the Congressional District of former Congressman
and political hack Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert,
the worst House Speaker in the history of the United States.