Thursday, April 20, 2006

Kendall Democrats Crown New Leader.


The Jim Birch Society posed for this press photo following the ceremony where Birch was crowned "Democrat Until Martin Flowers Unifies County of Kendall" (DUMFUCK).

Pictured (l-r) are: The Sixteenth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Fifteen Most Important Democrat in Kendall county, The Fourteenth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Thirteenth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Twelfth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Eleventh Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Tenth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, Dear Leader Birch, His Shorter Body Double, The Seventh Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Sixth Most Important Democrat in Kendall County, The Two Black Guys Birch Knows (Also Important), And So On.

UPDATE: Congressional Candidate John Laesch, who bragged about ousting the Flowers party organization and recruiting 40 precinct committeemen for the Jim Birch Society, did not show up for the coronation.

Odd that someone with so much clout (he received 12 votes in his precinct, and was crowned a committeeman) would not attend the county convention.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was the best wake up I have had in a while. Thanks for keeping it real.

Anonymous said...

So what happened to the regressive council website?

Does this mean that the entire thing about a seperate group was just a pack of lies?

Thought so.

Keep up the great work HRC, it's fun to watch the mess that the crew from Yorkville is causing. The Republican Party must owe Mr Birch his 30 pieces of silver for sure now.

Anonymous said...

Jim Birch is the most wonderful man I met him last night at the county convention my question is is the Chairman single.

Anonymous said...

It's about time that the party was run by a true leader!

Birch IS the man!

What this county has needed for a long time was a person that is not afraid to say it like it is. It is only with his leadership that those damn hippy kids have been driven from power, and the helm returned to the only true leader this county has ever known..

Oh wait.. sorry.. my meds must have not kicked in yet..

Is Jim Birch Party CHairman??

What the fuck?

Has everyone in that county lost their minds?

You folks should be ashamed of electing my former lover to such a postion. (my favorite position has always been with Jimmy catching, but that is beside the point)

Enjoy the next 2 years of Dumfuck.

Anonymous said...

Hello Progressive council member here John was attending a benefit with The Gov. The PKDC are proud of of future with these two fine young men. To Marty we know you are hrc and you have made our list.

That's the Problem said...

You are a Big Tough Guy Anny_mus

This entire Situaion is funny

I live in Newark

I see Lasech at the Casey's Occasionally

he's a goof

the Question is

What did you win?

NOTHING

tdbrophy said...

I must say, Mr HRC, you fucking idiot, that no Republican can do more to hurt the Democratic Party in Kendall County than you. Why don't you grow a pair and show up at one of the meetings 0 take your pick - the PDCKC or the Regual Dems meeting - the choice is yours.

I also love the cowardice displayed by all of the "anonymous" comments made after you posted your lies. If this is what your blog is all about - I SAY BULLSHIT! Again, grow a pair and speak the truth - you spend lots of time smashing good ol' Denny - why waste your time bashing Democrats when, if you truly are a "good Democrat" you would spend your time bashing Denny, et al. I swear, your comments cause me to believe you work in Hastert's office - again - HRC - Haster reelection committee -

At this point, I think you are a waste of my time - tell the truth - you and your cult members should let us know who you are - you obciously need some help from a mental health professional - we know where you can get it and would be happy to help you in that matter. We love to help people - even assholes like you!

I only wish you could explain one thing to me - why do you find it so important to spread lies about the Kendall county Democrats and work so very hard at destroying the Democrats of Kendall County - talk about DIVISIVE! You are truly amazing me!

Tom Brophy
A Real Democrat in Kendall County

Anonymous said...

Progressive member here and yes I will remain anyonymous because Tom Brophy is a good man and we must counter HRC with our own progressive shadows in order to shed light on the lies that are being spread about our side of the story. I was at the convention and to Tom you are right what you said at the convention we must move on now. To HRC I think the blog is great however can you please give us a chance. To all the readers of this blog Mr. Brophy and his dirty mouth are his comments and not that of the party. Tom if you wish to be a spokesman for the central committee then please clean up your words or this will have to go to the chairman for discussion. HRC please give the new officers a chance and as far as the Progressive Democratic Council well I am with the central committee and will not be supporting the council any more to me this served its purpose to create a discussion for county democrats and now I see it as a another group who will hopefully work with us as we try to elect Democrats. Again I wish to only say that the Central committee is here to serve all Democrats and intrested parties and the words of the foul mouth Tom Brophy is not a majority of people who were at the county convention must of the committmen feel the way I do We feel that HRC is being unfair however they have a right to post for their free exchange of ideas. Attacking us is not really being productive however Tom has a committment to the party as he was dully elected by the people to represent the party after all the party is for the people and not one person.
Reasonable Progressive

Anonymous said...

It must be miserable to be so humourless :(

Also I hope I didnt' make your ilst...

Anonymous said...

HRC I THINK TOM REALLY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM IF YOU CAN GO AND ATTEND DRINKING LIBERALLY WITH STEVE ALDRICH. HAVE A BEER AND WORK OUT THE DIFFERNCES. SO ALL DEMOCRATS CAN UNITE AND FOCUS ALL OF OUR COMBINDED EFFORTS FOR JOHN LEASCH. I TRULLY BELEIVE HE IS OUR ONLY HOPE IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELESE DOES NOT MATTER HERE IN KENDALL. PLEASE COME TO TERMS HRC THE REALITY IS THE BEST MEDICINE AND THAT IS DENNY WILL GO DOWN AND JOHN CALLED IT. OUR NEW CHAIRMAN HAS ALREADY TOLD US THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE BALLOT IS A DIVERSION TATIC AND JOHN IS OUR OF OUR EFFORTS NEED TO BE THERE. WE CALL ON ALL DEMOCRATS TO PUT DOWN THEIR SWORDS FALL IN TO LINE. SO OUR NEXT CONGRESSMEN CAN LEAD AMERICA TO A NEW DAY. AND HRC IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO JOIN US THEN THAT IS FINE WITH US WE REALLY DID NOT WANT YOUR HELP ANYWAY. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT UNITY ALL YOU ARE IS ABOUT DOOM AND THERE IS NO ROOM IN CHAIRMANS BIRCHES PARTY FOR YOU. SO LEAVE US ALONE AND TO ALL THE FREAKS ON THIS THREAD OUR CHAIRMAN DOES'NT NEED YOU AND TO MARTY SCREW YOU YOU SUCK AND I AM NOT ANYONYMOUS I AM WHAT THEY CALL LADY JUSTICE AND I FLY TO RIGHT A WRONG. SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ME HRC {MARTY} THEN KNOW THAT WHERE YOU BLOG YOU WILL FIND ANOTHER BLOG CALLED THE KENDALL COUNTY TRUTH. AND THERE INSTEAD OB BEING A TABLOID OF HATE AN NON UNTIY THERE YOU AND THE JACKALS WILL FIND THE PROGRESSIVE TRUTH.
YOURS IN DEMOCRACY,
THE KENDALL COUNTY TRUTH

Anonymous said...

You People Are Freaking Insane...

Anonymous said...

To anonymous those who live in glass houses should not cast stones. I dare you to come to our next central committee meeting and say that to Tom { our enforcer} you might not like to his response.
DEMOCRACY FOR EVER!
KDT
AND FOR YOU NON PROGRESSIVES THAT IS OUR CODE FOR THE {KENDALL COUNTY TRUTH}
ITS YOUR MOVE martyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anonymous said...

OHHHHHHHHH- I AM SORRY THAT IS KCT I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP IN MY TRAINING BOOK CALLED DEMOCRACY FOR IL. I MISSED CLASS LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I HAD TO CHASE A FIRE ENGINE SOMEBODY WAS PROTESTING THE OSWEGO FIRE DEPARMENT BECAUSE THEY TOLD US WE COULD NOT RUN INTO THAT BUILDING FOR OUR OWN PROTECTION. SO I SAID HERE IS MY BRA AND SHOE IN PROTEST.
BUSH IS A POOP HEAD
KCT

Anonymous said...

Tom Brophy is passionate in his views and is a true patriot people need to respectful of his passion. I am the shadow who makes sense to bring justice for people who are not willing to do that for themselves. I stand for the truth and only the truth. I found this web page to be filled with people with to much time on their hands and to not like to spend my time here. If you want the truth then please check out the PKDC web page that is where you will find the voice of the true democratic voice and official voice of Democrats and not this nonsense.
Hope for peace
The real kendall county truth
p.s.
hey jerk that was real funny about my bra and shoes. I hear you were at the same rally and you left you sack in the fire truck Martyyyyyyyyyyy { you just got the progressive horns}

Anonymous said...

Tom Brophy and the rest of the regressive council took over a dynamic, growing party and are turning it into a joke. HRC 1) is not M Flowers, people that know Martin know that he doesn't speak or write in that style, and 2) is just pointing out plain facts.

The regressive council hated Martin, and only took over the party because of that. They have admitted that they don't have fundraising skills, they don't have the political connections outside of the county, and Tommy's comments above prove that they are STUPID! Why would he come acctoss as such a jerk, and then associate his name and the council with his ugly comments if there was a brain cell or two still working?

This is who is running the Kendall County Party?

Come on, they are proving themselves to be a fucking joke.

If I didn't know Jim Birch personally I would think that this entire coup was planned by the Republicans.

John Leasch has a chance? What sort of delusional world do you folks live in? He'll be lucky to get 18% of the vote (10% if Heavy D actually campaigns). Why not focus on winable races in the county? Isn't that what the party is SUPPOSED to do?

I can't wait for the next 2 years to be up so that we can have a real party in this county.

I'm sure that there are a few folks that mean well and are really interested in doing what's best for the people of the county. But they are not the ones wasting time, money, effort and any remaining credibility on John Leasch's campaign.

sigh

The Evil Reverend said...

To quote..

" I SAY BULLSHIT! Again, grow a pair and speak the truth"

Such a mouth, and coming from a promminent member of the new ruling junta. Tom, your mom should was your mouth out with soap. Please remember that you now represent the Democratic Party. That sort of language not only reflects poorly on you, but on all democrats in this county.

I'm sure that there are 12,000 people that do not want to be represented by these kinds of comments.

tdbrophy said...

First of all - I never said anything about the PDCKC or the regular dems - I suggested - NO - DEMANDED that HRC and the rest of the coward clan come and join us at either meeting of your choice. If I'm writing here, I am representing NO ONE but ME! I will, however, continue to work for the Democratic residents of my precinct and the democratic residents of Kendall County. You can attempt to make me something I'm not and have never represented myself as - "THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PDCKC OR DEMOCRATIC PARTY" You all are still full of shit! That was from Tom Brophy - not any democratic organization.

I truly do wish you and this crowd could get your collective heads out of your asses long enough to figure out that if you were to work this hard at keeping Repulicans from being elected and work this hard at getting Democrats elected - we all would be in a much better place!

I'm outta here!
Tom Brophy

Anonymous said...

Hi All, Don't mind Mr. Brophy. He is just a little grumpy. You see, two years ago he rolled Birch and he got appointed chair of a committee (which he later resigned from). But this year when he rolled Flowers all he got was a black eye. Sucks to be him.

Anonymous said...

Tom- I am a resident of the Oswego 24. Today I stumbled across the PCKC website and requested more information about the party. Then I started surfing the internet and ran across the Soap Blox blog. I was astonded by the bitterness in which you in particular, but all of the progressives were attacking anyone that didn't agree with you. I am aware that perhaps you all felt that you were defending your position but I must say "Doth protest too much" What do you have to be guilty about, because that is sure the tone that I took it to mean.

Anonymous said...

Have you all thought about taking this show on the road? This is some really funny stuff.
John Stewart's show could call you guys for material. Jerry Springer could use a good show: "When Democrats go Bad!" LOLOL
I think America is ready for a reality(?) based show about a grumbling group of political "opinionators."
I think you guys are scripting this. Is this a put-on?
You guys are great!

Fred Flintstone said...

Oh, for fuck's sake. What is this, the five Democrats in Kendall County arguing over who's the king? What a worthless joke.
Kendall is a Republican county anyway--as a former DuPage resident, I should know, we're all coming out here. No Democrat will ever get elected in this county, especially with all of the Democrats bitching at each other like this.
Christ, if you people pull together, you MIGHT be lucky enough to get ONE person on the county board this time. Maybe. If one of the Repubs molests a horse or something.
Yabba dadda doo, motherfuckers!

Anonymous said...

Here is a light of truth to Mr. Flintstone we at the progressive kendall county democratic council and the all of our hundres of people feel county board is not a win able at this time after all our new chairman was the only Democrat to send the republican party run in fear. FYI he got over 6000 votes he is the standard for Democrats. And more to the point when you live in dupage you have to be republican here in kendall it is not like that. In my precinct alone I did a straw poll at the coffee I hosted for our next congressmen and 7 out 10 people told me that they are Democrats.How can you argue with those numbers. It bolds well for democrats in kendall county. Oh yeah by the way not that we have proof Denny is scared look out for Democrats in 2006 this is our year that we finally win on a national level that will be the start of the return of the democrats here in kendall too. Don't hate us because we are right.
Yours in Faith and Hope
THE KENDALL COUNTY TRUTH

Anonymous said...

You are not right -- you are dead wrong, and arrogant to boot. It's entirely fitting that John Laesch should lead the ticket -- get in line for a Democratic party with no ethics, no scruples & no morals and a bunch of progressive followers who are so out of touch they're delusional. Ever notice the parallels between John & George Bush -- to begin with, both are born again Christians...makes you think, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous sounds to me like you are a republican plant here on this republican blog. If the 50 miles out crew do not like the progressive council showing up and representing then shut down the blog. As to your comparsion with king george and john the only comparsion you can make is simple that both voted in the last primary. John is what is right with this country and is the future. So to answer your question you are just jealous because progressive means change. If you want some frank and truthful discussion come on over to one of our meetings and there you will find the truth and the light to poltical enlightment and peace through out the land.
The Kendall County Truth

Anonymous said...

Political enlightenment -- give me a break! You clowns wouldn't recognize enlightenment if it hit you in the head. And no, I'm not a republican, just a democrat who is fed up with the stupid, inane squabbling between personal factions who represent no one other than themselves. As for the parallels, the biggest one is that they're both dead wrong, albeit for different reasons. And calling yourself the Kendall County Truth is about as stupid and arrogant as it gets.

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