Wednesday, April 19, 2006

If The Election Were Held Today...

The Great Decider would win only four states, based on his approval rating.

He wouldn't even win Texas. Or even Connecticut, his home state.

Presumably, Congress would turn over with a giant flopping sound from all the pork fat slapping the ground.

1 comment:

Gary Kleppe said...

You're forgetting about Diebold, ES&S, etc.

"We vote Republican, so you don't have to."