Is one where he will be personally responsible for transforming the 217-year-old grand tradition of the Presidency into the King of All Americas.
I just vomited up part of my lunch after reading this. This is probably the most compelling justification for removing Denny Hastert from the Speakership in January, and giving the majority back to Democrats.
Instead of fulfilling his Constitutional duties as one of the checks on power in our government, Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert is perfectly happy being a rich figurehead, instead.
Hello? Canada? I'd like to make reservations for 60,000,000... What? Frozen tundra? Not a problem.