Monday, March 06, 2006

Denny Hastert's America.

Is one where he will be personally responsible for transforming the 217-year-old grand tradition of the Presidency into the King of All Americas.

I just vomited up part of my lunch after reading this. This is probably the most compelling justification for removing Denny Hastert from the Speakership in January, and giving the majority back to Democrats.

Instead of fulfilling his Constitutional duties as one of the checks on power in our government, Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert is perfectly happy being a rich figurehead, instead.

Hello? Canada? I'd like to make reservations for 60,000,000... What? Frozen tundra? Not a problem.

2 comments:

The Evil Reverend said...

Let us not forget that Canada has the following going for it:

Legal Pot
Gay Marrige
Free Healthcare (discounting high tax rates, but salaries are high to compensate)
BC Bud (see item 1)
great beer
Parlimentary Government
Involved citizens
Longer lifespans
Higher literacy rates
And they are an energy exporter. almost 50% of the enregy we import comes from Canada.

The good news is that the line item veto requires a constitutional amendment. Always has, always will. The supreme court has rulled so for over 100 years.

Kankakee Voice said...

I hope you've counted me as one of the 60K, I almost left after the 2004 elections.