The U.S. trade deficit sets another new record, thanks to the leadership of our Republican-led Unified Government Branch.*
*The Unified Government, or "UG," is the new term for all branches of government under control of the Republican party.
Thank God! George W. Bush is our President! Thank Gog! Republicans (who just understand business better than Democrats, who always resort to "Socialism" to fix complex economic "problems" like the Great Depression) are in total control of our government and its economic policy!
Thank Gog! For our MBA President! Thank Gog! We'll finally be able to focus on things that really matter!
Like young girls getting knocked up and killing their babies.