Hastert: A Master of the Obvious

Wow. This is really deep stuff. Once again, Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert releases a statement to react to someone else's statement. (That's leadership, you know)

How much courage and brains do you need to muster to roll out this kind of crap:

“We must never forget the contributions of Rosa Parks. She sparked a new racial consciousness in America and led this nation away from its segregationist history. Today, we commit Rosa Parks and her historic contributions to our country’s eternal memory by making it law that her statue will be placed in the heart of our country.”

Once again, Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert employs just enough effort to get one statement out in the press today, then goes back to the donut trough.

Some "Coach." Yesterday it was a proclamation on the "Christmas tree." Today, it's paying homage to a hero of our time and trying to trump the hero in the process.