Dead. Aye, Dick.

Is Cheney Dead? I didn't see him sitting at the table the other day in pics of the cabinet meeting.

He has not surfaced, as you would expect any variety of turd to float, in the flooding.

Is he neglecting his duties as Vice President, or is he just still on vacation, wishing that everyone would, well, just go fuck themselves?

In any event, his absense sure has been a bright spot going into this little vacation weekend. Where you and I are too damn poor to buy gas to drive to the UP for the weekend. Damn it.