Oh, this is funny! Arianna is at her wicked best.
I'm up for a party on 1/31, are you?
Let's see, we have the economy growing fast enough to "employ every man and woman who seek(s) a job," freedom has marched all the hell the way around Iraq a couple times now, we've had the living BeJesus scared out of us any number of times in SOTU's since 2001, and we've been to Mars. What's it going to be this year?
Wait... We didn't get to Mars?
What about Bush's quote, "Much remains for us to explore and to learn?"