Thursday, October 27, 2005

Mr. Speaker: Approve Destruction of Mars.

If this is even remotely true, Speaker of the House Hastert should send authorization to the President at once that allows him to empty the nation's nuclear arsenal on Mars.

With a swing this close, we don't want a smoking shell of a planet to be the warning sign that the upcoming close swing is close enough, Martians!

According to British intelligence agents, Martians have been attempting to acquire technology that moves the Red Planet closer to Earth, obviously as a planetary weapon.

Speaker Hastert: Give the President total control of this situation at once.

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