Good thing I'm not in the news business. I would have spent all day at the saloon!
What a dreadful news day. Get a load of these headlines.
Oil Climbs $1, Keeps Record In Sight
Bush: Iran Attack Talk "Wild Speculation"
Group Burns Mexican Flag, Plans On Igniting More
Hastert Resigns, Gives Congress to Democrats
OK. That last one would have been good news, and was fantasy, related to my travels last week.
Ah... Perchance to dream...