Friday, September 29, 2006

Friday Night Cock... Sucker.

Good Riddance to Mark Foley.

Who, by the way, did not know (let alone suspect) that Foley was in flames?

This, ABC now says, is only the tip of the iceberg.

God-Damned Liars and Weirdos.

Family Values? Jesus H. Christ in a Steam Room!

Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert's boy on teenage predator control.

Heh.

31 comments:

Dave W. said...

I know on one will believe this but I'm going to give it a shot anyway. I once spoke to someone who said that a "vast majority", and "overwhelming majority", massively lopsided number of pedophiles, sexual predators and serial killers are republican. I know it sound too partisan, but it is absolutely true. I wish someone had the where-with-all to able to research and document this.

Dave W. said...

I found some evidence: It's a long list - and getting longer.


46 CONVICTED Republican pedophiles


* Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a
convicted child rapist in Florida.


* Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to
molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in
prison.


* Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a
10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.


* Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty
to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to
anybody who murders an abortion doctor.


* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10
years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.


* Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in
federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.


* Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to
three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.


* Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom
Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.


* Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended
during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after
admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.


* Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having
an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.


* Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex
parties at the White House during the 1980s.


* Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties
at the White House during the 1980s.


* Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of
having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.


* Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of
child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.


* Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of
sex crimes involving children.


* Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to
attempted sexual assault on a child.


* Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor
working as a congressional page.


* Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly
Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.


* Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with
a 16 year old girl when he was 28.


* Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was
charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.


* Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for
distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.


* Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"),
was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful
sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the
drug LSD.


* Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with
molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.


* Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having
sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after
the allegations were reported in the media.


* Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to
traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a
14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.


* Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing
his genitals to an 11 year old girl.


* Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was
sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after
he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.


* Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts
of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.


* Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to
two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year
old girl.


* Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of
first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.


* Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven
felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age
of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).


* Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged
with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.


* Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to
molesting a male child.


* Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual
assault on a teenage girl.


* Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his
two daughters.


* Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was
convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.


* Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded
guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.


* Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no
contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.


* Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession
of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months
in federal prison and fined $18,000.


* Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state
representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography
was found in his possession.


* Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin
Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex
from boys and girls over the internet.


* Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a
"good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly
having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.


* Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for
Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in
the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.


* Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas
Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years
in prison.


* Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard
A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old
girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several
grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he
paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women

Anonymous said...

rahm emanuel wrote off the 14th because they figured it was a waste of money not to back anyone....my, oh, my was he wrong. yes dave you are on the right track several people on du have a long list of republican perverts.

zamora is looking better every day...oh wait he`s not running. i guess he is just a hard working guy with traditonal family values.

Dave W. said...

I don't like Laesch and I didn't wasn't too sure about Zamora either but I voted for him in the primary. I didn't really like the choice we had. There were three candidates then one guy dropped out. A three way would have been better - speaking of sexual predators... lol

Anonymous said...

dave you should run then

Anonymous said...

"Abraham Lincoln, I don’t know if you know this, he didn’t do it (free slaves) for the right reasons- social justice- he just did it because so many white people were out of work"
Is this the kind of rep the people of the 14th want to have. Frankly it is something to think over to our Liberal Friends.

Political Insider said...

Off the rails...

This came into the inbox this morning. It seems that Boy Wonder is the pot and he want's to call the kettle black. For some unknown reason he's holding a press conference this morning in St. Charles. Since there is really nothing to say against Denny yet, this would lokk like a BAD political move that is more likely to backfire than help him. Here is my favorite line from the email:

"If you come as a supporter, please wear your “Laesch t-shirts”; if you come to participate and ask questions, please DO NOT wear Laesch t-shirt."

So the question is who is dumber: The Laeschites who need to be told this, or his girlfriend/manager who puts this in a public email?

It now looks like the Dems will win back the house in November. The question is what would be worse for the people of the 14th. Denny, a former speaker and possibly criminally negligent, or JDL a proven nut-job with no friends in the house?

I'm going to write in Donald Duck. Any vote in this race is wasted, so why not elect a REAL character.

Dave W. said...

Haster would be better. You said it yourself. Hastert has the experience & the power to get it done. Laesch has nothing and is... nothing - he's a nobody. Hastert will play it safe over the next two years but I think he'll retire after winning the race. He will not stay in office long after we Dems take it back.

I just hope that Laesch doesn't win. I just don't like the guy. I don't like a lot of his supporters either. I think they're a bunch of social goofballs. Laesch is a smarmy liar and nothing but a con man, a grifter trying to fool the voters. He has a lot of skeletons in the closet - that's the impression I get, anyway. He's hidding something.

For example; I will guarantee that knowone who reads this blog knows that Laesch is a smoker. I should clarify that he sometimes smokes. He hides that fact. He doesn't want anyone to know that.

When I see that - and I have witnessed that personally, I get the impression that that is someone who is 1) dishonest and 2) self concious or a bit lacking in confidence in himself and his message.

I don't like it. Why would you be affraid to let someone see you smoke? Is it because you don't want them to think badly of you? Are smokers bad people? What's the message? I do something that I think is bad and I don't want you to know that I do it. What does that say about the person? I do bad things and I know it. Does that mean that this person is weak and can't control himself?

Sorry for the ramble...

Anonymous said...

Dave John Laesch does not smoke and their is really nothing to the rumors about him. I personally do not like his poltical views and not very impressed with his campagin. These are the reasons I choose not to support him. Spreading rumors about people is like lieing about them. I respect the fact that you do not want to support JDL and that is ok. However at this point in time the only people being hurt are all the supporters of the democratic party. We need to lead by example and for go the nonsense. This guy is going to get his butt kicked and let that happen go out and support the fine candiates on the rest of the ticket in your area and lets win.

Dave w. said...

I saw him smoking. What else can I say?

Dave W. said...

Who are the candidates that we can help? Can you name them?

Anonymous said...

Frank Craig, Linda Holmes, Pat Perez, Annie Colins, The Govenor and the state ticket, any county board candiate in Kane County. We need to elect our entire ticket if we are going to make inroads.

Political Insider said...

I'll vote for them (except annie and frank, wrong county/district)... but I'm still writing-in someone else for 14th. Saying Denny is better than John, sure ain't saying much. I CAN NOT vote for Denny, no matter how much of a tool I think Oxy is (Oxy as in Oxy Moron, he claims to have worked in "millitary intelligence").

If not Donald Duck, then perhaps we can come up with a name. HRC perhaps?

Scott M. said...

... and Joe Serra in the 50th District.

Anonymous said...

Joe Serra is solid. Good man trying to do the right thing.

Anonymous said...

Just head a little rumor that Tom Brophy is going to storm Mike Madigans office and demand an explanation as to why he will not support the purple fruit cake.
Tom please do not forget the shoes.

Anonymous said...

purple fruitcake! HAAAA! Madigan is only supporting select candidates. I'd like to know how much money the State Dems have and what they're doing with the dough.

I do know that Rahm Emanual wont give one penny or even throw a glance in the direction of anyone who they think is going to lose.

I think it's the same for Madigan.

I think it's a flawed policy.

Scott M said...

Joe Serra is not a bad guy at all. He's kind of a moderate I would say. I met him about 2 weeks ago and I thought he was really good. I hope he wins.

jim birch said...

JDL had a press confernce today where the daily planet came out and wanted the 4-11 on dennis hasert. JDL responded at this time I am not at liberty to say anything more about this. I am bounded by the honor of the boy scout code not to reveal my source. After putting the resources of the daily planet and the 50 miles out staff to work we have uncovered the deep throat in dennis hasert office. It is none other than Dennis Hasert himself. As it appears with all the heat that is being put on him by the John Laesch campagin Denny has been willing to do what is right for the people of his district. Once again JDL has proven his is the most powerful force on earth. Also please send 37 cents you can make your checks payable to www.john06.com through your contiued we will end the world of the corruption and hypocrisy. Together we will paint the world purple.

The Inside Dope said...

Seems that the neckless one is caught in a lie over this matter and scrambling like mad.
Reported in Roll Call

The Inside Dope

keepitreal said...

Thanks for the inside dope except you forgot to tell people the pages name was John Laesch

Anonymous said...

You guys can all stand on november 8th and and eat Johns dust after he wins. Frankly john will shove it up all your asses. Go get F**(^%^ed.

yinn said...

ARE there any write-in candidates for CD-14 registered with the state?

bobsparlo said...

John Laesch is are only hope if we want good morals back in congress. Look at Denny Hasert's moral stance and John Laesch measures up.

Anonymous said...

good morals like beating up strippers?

bob sparlo said...

Do you have proof of your lie. If you do bring it on we are ready to answer all questions. John is clean and Denny is a crook!!!

Anonymous said...

Laesch is as clean as his ass hole. I'm sure you know how clean that is since your down there licking it. Laesch is a liar and a con man and he has his public image and then there is the other image. Which image do you see? I've seen both.

I know Laesch very well and I'm telling you he's full of shit. He no more belong in congress than I do. In, fact if he gets elected to congress I'm changing my party of choice from Democrat to something else.

Political Insider said...

Back to the original point...

How to conduct an investigation if your are in the House leadership:

HLO (house leadership official): So, did you do it?

Suspect: No

HLO: Good enough for me!

Suspect: Thanks.. gotta run, supposed to meet a friend on AIM.

HLO to Speaker: Nope he didn't do it.

Speaker: Cool. Thanks for your hard work.


"Checks and balances? We don't need no stinking checks and balances!"

This is the very same level of creepyness that permiates too many "youth" programs. I'm glad I don't have a son. I would spen WAY too much time being creeped-out.

Political Insider said...

Back to the point 2

Look at the bright side, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Dave Letterman, and every other comic are going to have material for weeks from this.

I can't wait for tonights Daily Show!

steve lepard said...

poltical insider: You sound like a person who supported the crown quite frankly you need to shut your mouth and stand up for what is right. Law and order has been compromised and John Laesch is the only one who will stand up for this common issue. I am sick of hearing about the winny crying people who can't stand we are at war. HELLOOOOO is John the only one around here with enough guts to stand up for the princepals of our founding fathers. With change comes sacrifce and with sacfirce comes loyality. America is at war and lives depend on the choice we make in march. I will not stand by and let people who have not right to call themselves Americans stand here and tell me about patrioism and loyality. Quite frankly there are two choices either work with us or side with denny folks we are at war here at home and abroad it is up to us if we want our nation to prosper.

Political Insider said...

Steve,

time to take your meds.