Friday, June 30, 2006
The Independence Day Weekend approaches like a heat-seeking missile.
And what better way to spend this hallowed holiday than by celebrating our tradition of "Liberal Excesses."
For starters, here's how my next couple days are booked:
• Observe, then perform, several abortions.
• Attend a flag-burning party.
• Celebrate the Destruction of Marriage As We Know It.
• Try to figure out what the hell that means.
• Destroy my marriage by getting involved in Gay Relationship, then marry said Gay Person.
• Sharpen my fangs.
• Drink excessively.
• Beat up some strippers.
• Raise questions about my own voting record.
• Seek out "Man-On-Dog" Sex.
• Prove that I am more dangerous than the terrorists.
• Celebrate Judicial Activism.
• Worship Far-Left Wing activities in Kendall County.
And that's just for starters...
I will be making some changes and putting up some more posts over the weekend as I find time in my very busy schedule, so please come on back and visit.
I guarantee fireworks!