Sunday, February 12, 2006

Dick Cheney. Gun Owner. NRA Member.


Shoots his quail hunting buddy's face off.

Jesus.

More than wondering if this is "Cheney's Chappaquiddick" (as it happens, the incident was reported a day after the real-life event), I'm wondering just what the hell you say to your friend after you've "peppered him pretty good" (yuk, yuk) about the face, neck and chest with your fucking shotgun.

How about these:

"Hope your your fucking face grows back..."

"Sorry I shot your face off..."

"Hope you're back hunting quail with us really soon..."

"Thanks for your campaign contributions, sorry I almost killed you..."

Look at these guys in the picture. What the hell are they thinking? "Oooooo. It's a gun! Gosh, it's beautiful." What the hell is it with these guys?

1 comment:

Kankakee Voice said...

I couldn't help but think as I was reading the details and comments about the VP of the United States shooting someone, how much it sounded like a skit from Saturday Night Live. I couldn't help but laugh, the whole affair just sounded so over the top, a bunch of old, sick men running around with guns... the guy Cheney shot is lucky that the VP has a bad ticker and thus a medical unit is always on stand-by and with him. Sheesh.