Well, this is a first in the many years I've lived the peasant's life in HastertWorld.
The USS Hastert has two challengers in the primary race.
Ruben Zamora, a highly qualified young man who ran against Hastert (largely unnoticed in Hastert's Gigantic Media Shadow*), and this fine young fellow, John Laesch, from Newark (IL -- not the Hellhole in NJ).
Where are the press operations, boys? Where are your press releases going?
Then again, Mike Madigan might want to think about sending some moo-lah this way and start making some noise.
Never Had It, Never Will®. Yep. It's sad how Dem candidates go begging in some districts.**
*This was supposed to be funny. If I could, I would make those cartoon letters because Hastert's "press operation" is a joke. The "Gigantic" you probably got.
**This is not funny.