Friday, June 02, 2006

Hastert Breaks Record.

Denny "J. Dennis" Hastert Thursday broke the record for the most jelly donuts consumed
longest number of days between sugar binges and an insulin shot
longest period of time in a political leadership role without doing a God-Damned thing

longest-serving Republican House Speaker, a feat achieved several times in the 20th century alone by Democrats.

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