Well, God Damn It. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, so let's get going. We're kicking off 2006 -- the year Democrats finally free our Democracy held-hostage -- in grand style!
The drinking theme is important two ways today. I'll share some thoughts with you on the subject later. Think unreported news item of the holiday past.
In the spirit of the holiday, however, I offer this suggestion for the rest of December 31.
These are absolutely lovely at any hour.
Please stay at home if you start drinking at noon (I will, because I am).
Please do not drink and drive.